72,470 notes // rebloghey now
ur a rockstar
get your
great now I cant remember the actual lyrics
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
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child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
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1,552 notes // reblogwhat if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg
a refrigerator. you just described a refrigerator.
17,999 notes // reblogif u sing along to fall out boy there’s probably a 3% chance ur actually singing the right lyrics
41,795 notes // reblogbasketballs smell gross
go to hell??
why are you defending the smell of a ball








