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ur a rockstar
great now I cant remember the actual lyrics
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
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what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg
a refrigerator. you just described a refrigerator.
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if u sing along to fall out boy there’s probably a 3% chance ur actually singing the right lyrics
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basketballs smell gross
go to hell??
why are you defending the smell of a ball