romancndleheart:

thaibrator:

hey now 

ur a rockstar

get your

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great now I cant remember the actual lyrics

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d3pressed-but-well-dressed:

sad blog for sad teens
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year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
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rainbow-ashe:

broadway-aradia:

what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg

a refrigerator. you just described a refrigerator.

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psyducked:

going for the gold
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daftpnk:

the inside of my school smells like fake dreams

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rneerkat:

rneerkat:

whats a librarians favorite color

read

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stumpology:

tries to spell word

cannot spell word

uses different word

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alltimeboners:

if u sing along to fall out boy there’s probably a 3% chance ur actually singing the right lyrics

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ostracizedpoodle:

paradisaic:

ostracizedpoodle:

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

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Gabriel + blue requested by witness-protection-with-wings

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jakemalik:

this is the worst thing that could ever happen
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